“It’s not easy being immortal when you are born suicidal...” Such is the plight of the long suffering Lempire. Part Lemming part Vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death- Failure! And He’s right cheesed off about it! As everyone knows, the humble Lemming has a profound personality disorder; from the moment he is born he’s hell-bent on oblivion. In stark contrast our good friend the Vampire has... let’s say... time on his hands. One is on a crash course with destiny... and the bottom of a steep cliff. The other’s got a lunch date with eternity. Follow the death-struck Lempire on his never-ending quest for the great hereafter in this gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal comic horror adventure. It’s time to take the leap...